Showing posts with label follower survey sloth superstar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label follower survey sloth superstar. Show all posts

Monday, August 15, 2011

3 SUPERSTARS AMONGST A BED OF SLOTHS

My latest Twitter survey got rather a poor response. I blame my followers, of course. They have become lackadaisical. I don't think they understand how HARD I WORK to try to keep them entertained. And it's not like I get paid for this shi treasure trove of wit, humor and good will that I freely bestow. Ingrates, the lot of 'em. Well, not ALL of them....

Here are the five stunningly intelligent and thought-provoking questions. A little later I will post (in the comments) the responses from my three superstar followers who stand out from amongst the bed of sloths. In the meantime, feel free to add your own responses in the comment section below. And no, you don't have to answer all five. Four will be fine; three's adequate. Two, you're taking the piss. One would be an insult.

1. What's the furthest you have ever driven? (What city to what city?)
2. What is the stupidest self-inflicted injury you have ever incurred? (Shutting own fingers in car door, etc., etc.)
3. If you could dine in any city in the world, which would you choose?
4. What's the greatest number of times you have listened to one song on repeat? Which song was it?
5. If you could have one superpower, what would you choose? (Be creative now!)

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